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Fucked Up at the Zoo
01:33
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Yo you ever take mad drugs and go to the zoo?
That's the type of shit imma bout to do
Imma try steal some elephant tranquilizers
then take some ketamine so i'll be higher
jump in the chimpanzee enclosure
eatin bananas in a stolen Range Rover
with my new found furry simian friends
they don't speak human
but they'll fuck you up man
then imma go into the lion den
put a steak on my head and lay down
....The End
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2. |
I'm an Idiot
02:02
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I'm dumb as hell
smoked crack with Merlin
then we casted some spells
I got a Canadian burrito
they make'em out of penguins
Danny Devito
I got 13 fingers
they're all thumbs up
Siskel and Ebert
And yo fuck Weezer
imma kidnap Rivers
and keep him in my freezer
or hold him for ransom
I got bills to pay
I just financed a gold hamster
Imma buy a panther
that bitch Carol Baskin
nobody can stand her
my rap careers a joke
I say the dumbest shit
anyone's ever spoke
I know a giant chicken nugget
he lives in Atlanta with Aladdin's cousin
Magic carpet rides
Steppenwolfe
Tina Turner Overdrive
This album won't sell
Hey mr. Pitchkfork reviewer, I'll see you in hell
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Quarantine and Chill
02:00
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Yo i got beef with a mothafuckin virus
it better watch it's back
but I don't think it's got eyelids
Imma catch corona in a mothafuckin alley
shoot it in the dick
then shoot a bunch of oxy
my immune system is the fuckin king
STD free since the 1980s
I'm pretty sure I can never die
my blood type is narcotics and burger king fries
Inject bleach and smoke ultraviolet light
its chill, you'll probably be aite
wear a mask on my face
going to the bank
under normal circumstances
I'd be on the news the next day
oh sup girl, what it do?
Wanna quarantine and chill?
I got mad streaming services
and a whole bunch of pills
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4. |
Don't Do Drugs
01:17
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Yeah my life's a disaster
I used to do drugs
now I'm just a sad bastard
I'm emo as hell
listen to Braid and Poison the Well
and my music sucks,
now that i'm sober no one gives a fuck
maybe I'll go smoke pcp
it's been a while since I fought the police
once I ate a bunch of pills
woke up in a snowbank, that shit was ill
Now my life's mad tame
all I do is eat tacos and video games
but I guess its aite
I don't get shot when I go out at night
but I still want to rob a bank
just gotta do it in another state
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5. |
2-step in Timbs
01:43
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Yo I may be rockin timbs in stead of docs
But it still hurt when your face is gettin stomped
Yeah I’ll fuck you up in the pit
You lookin dumb as hell when you try to spin kick
Yeah I don’t even need a crew
Cause I’ll take on every single one of you
I’ll be at the hardcore show
If you’re lookin for me I’m ready to go
Solid gold brass knuckles
Rolex watch
In my Gucci backpack I got cinderblocks
Dirt Money the mosh pit king
Got more moves than Brett Hart in the wrestling ring
I’m the excellence of execution
Errbody watches what hardcore moves im doin
Yo my windmills are fantastic
I’ll spin kick you into a casket
Dirt Money one man hardcore crew
If you got beef it’s the last thing you’ll ever do
Yeah I’ll catch you during madballs set
Cause I never forgive and I never forget
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Dirt Money North Attleborough, Massachusetts
Dumb as hell rapper. Just another day in the 508.
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