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This Carnival Sucks
02:14
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yo this carnival is wack
i just saw a clown smoking some crack
yeah this fair is fucked
they don't even have monster trucks
yo fuck the tunnel of love
i only wanna go on the tunnel of drugs
and that tunnel is my nose
everything go up it like a vacuum hose
saw your girl go on the ferris wheel with Charlie Sheen
you probably wont see her again for 2 weeks
someone shit their pants on the Gravitron
and the line for these rides is too damn long
price for ride tickets is a fucking joke
for what I spent here I coulda bought some coke
the fried dough here fuckin sucks
that shits not worth 7 bucks
and these fuckin games, you can never win em
there's old dudes on stage always coverin Skynard
get my dick sucked on the dragon roller coaster
then go home and take a bath with my toaster
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Dirt Money's Pizzeria
03:20
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uh imma buy a pizza oven
and start a business with my cousin named Blumpkin
yeah he really dumb
when he was 8 years old he ate both of his thumbs
he not a very good chef
but he knows how to cook crystal meth
and not that one pot walmart shit
he got a lab down in his basement
yeah we gotta find the perfect spot
where we can serve food and serve rock
hey everybody im the new plug
for a limited time with every order you get free drugs
our combo meals cant be beat
get a side of Oxycontin with a large cheese
got free delivery for orders over 10 bucks
you can tip our drivers with money or drugs
the calzones have a secret recipe
a mix of buffalo chicken with pcp
we got fries, onion rings and mozzarella sticks
crack, heroin and some other shit
so come on down we're a family friendly spot
for your grandma with glaucoma we even got pot
yall can win tickets from playing our games
trade em in for some prizes like crack pipes mang
yall just better not tell the police and snitch
if you don't wanna end up in a ditch
so come visit Dirt Money's Pizzeria
I promise our food won't give you diarhea
and if you give us a bad review on yelp
imma come and find you and throw you down a well
you'll never be seen again
but i'll send some coupons to your family man
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Dirt Money North Attleborough, Massachusetts
Dumb as hell rapper. Just another day in the 508.
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