I'm dumb as hell
smoked crack with Merlin
then we casted some spells
I got a Canadian burrito
they make'em out of penguins
Danny Devito
I got 13 fingers
they're all thumbs up
Siskel and Ebert
And yo fuck Weezer
imma kidnap Rivers
and keep him in my freezer
or hold him for ransom
I got bills to pay
I just financed a gold hamster
Imma buy a panther
that bitch Carol Baskin
nobody can stand her
my rap careers a joke
I say the dumbest shit
anyone's ever spoke
I know a giant chicken nugget
he lives in Atlanta with Aladdin's cousin
Magic carpet rides
Steppenwolfe
Tina Turner Overdrive
This album won't sell
Hey mr. Pitchkfork reviewer, I'll see you in hell