Yo I just stole an rv
But I forgot to check if it was empty
And now I think I accidentally
Just kidnapped an entire family
Grandma, Mom and dad and 2 kids
And they won’t stop cryin
I’m sick of that shit
“Yo you want me to kill your pops?”
Then shut the fuck up and don’t call the cops
Yeah cause now I needs to think
this just went from misdemeanor
to violent felony
Yo wtf is Dirt gonna do?
It looks like grandma used to do Ludes
She wearin a Grateful Dead shirt
Yo Grams give me all yo Xanax
And no one gets hurt
Pull up to a rest stop
Jump in the back and pull out the glock
Dad offered me a bunch of blow
To let them all go
This was not how I thought today was gonna go
Man this family more fucked up than me
And that’s hard to believe
2 keys, 1000 acid sheets hidden in this RV
Man I think I hit the jackpot of crack rocks
It’s bigger than my head, make all the baseheads rush the block
And yo what the fuck is wrong with this fam?
Bringin 2 kids into this recreational van
That’s more like a mobile trap spot
I think one of the kids is smaller than that crack rock.
So we made a deal and went on our separate ways
Yo Dirt Money had a really fucked up day.