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uh imma buy a pizza oven
and start a business with my cousin named Blumpkin
yeah he really dumb
when he was 8 years old he ate both of his thumbs
he not a very good chef
but he knows how to cook crystal meth
and not that one pot walmart shit
he got a lab down in his basement

yeah we gotta find the perfect spot
where we can serve food and serve rock
hey everybody im the new plug
for a limited time with every order you get free drugs

our combo meals cant be beat
get a side of Oxycontin with a large cheese
got free delivery for orders over 10 bucks
you can tip our drivers with money or drugs

the calzones have a secret recipe
a mix of buffalo chicken with pcp
we got fries, onion rings and mozzarella sticks
crack, heroin and some other shit

so come on down we're a family friendly spot
for your grandma with glaucoma we even got pot
yall can win tickets from playing our games
trade em in for some prizes like crack pipes mang

yall just better not tell the police and snitch
if you don't wanna end up in a ditch
so come visit Dirt Money's Pizzeria
I promise our food won't give you diarhea

and if you give us a bad review on yelp
imma come and find you and throw you down a well
you'll never be seen again
but i'll send some coupons to your family man

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from The WTF? Split EP, released June 22, 2020

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Dirt Money North Attleborough, Massachusetts

Dumb as hell rapper. Just another day in the 508.

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