yo this carnival is wack
i just saw a clown smoking some crack
yeah this fair is fucked
they don't even have monster trucks
yo fuck the tunnel of love
i only wanna go on the tunnel of drugs
and that tunnel is my nose
everything go up it like a vacuum hose
saw your girl go on the ferris wheel with Charlie Sheen
you probably wont see her again for 2 weeks
someone shit their pants on the Gravitron
and the line for these rides is too damn long
price for ride tickets is a fucking joke
for what I spent here I coulda bought some coke
the fried dough here fuckin sucks
that shits not worth 7 bucks
and these fuckin games, you can never win em
there's old dudes on stage always coverin Skynard
get my dick sucked on the dragon roller coaster
then go home and take a bath with my toaster